Tired of sub-par toys? Try out our Birdie Butt Bruiser. You'll find that despite it's size it is fore-midable!
Yes, these are golf balls, but like all our toys, we've taken great care to make them awesome and durable. Machined, threaded and screwed onto a flexible, nearly unbreakable rod, these toys are just a little wicked.
To increase the fun, we are offering them on either a 12" or 18" rod. The longer the rod, the whippier the toy. Pull the ball back and let it fly or simply use it like a regular butt bruiser. These toys are hard, so please make sure to only use them on the fleshy bits!
Metallic Colors offered: Blue, Black, Yellow, Purple, Red, Pink, Glow in the Dark
NOTE: Glow in the Dark ball must be "charged" with a UV flashlight. These are available for purchase on Amazon for under $5.
For use by consenting adults only! Because we want all of our customers to feel safe and secure in the knowledge that every toy purchased from us is new and never used, we cannot accept returns.